Tweet Pee only tends to think of Urine as a good thing, but once in awhile a story comes out that includes the proliferation of pee for heinous purposes.
Yesterday, a man in Bradenton, Florida doused his dear girlfriend in a cup of his own sunshine hued fluid, before pelting her with a dozen eggs and threatening to set her on fire. Not entirely sure how flammable of a concoction he had unleashed, the man also squirted charcoal lighter fluid, but that was probably diluted by the several gallons of water he tacked on, making the burning piece of paper he threatened her with all the less of an issue. As a result of the attack, James E. Farrel (notice there is no Dr. before his name) was arrested on charges of felony, aggravated domestic assault and misdemeanor battery. Hopefully, someone throws the book at this guy and he'll be left to awkwardly pee in front of a cell mate for some time.
Did we mention all of this happened in Manatee county? Seriously, who doesn't love Manatees. Here's a photo of one.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment