Celibri-pee Gossip: Since You've Been Goin'...In The Shower

It's none too often that Tweet Pee finds his somewhat puerile mind delving into the shower habits of the stars, but every once in awhile he likes to imagine Kelly Clarkson's dynamite singing voice cutting through the mist of a steam filled wash room with the words to "Since You've Been Gone" melodically blaring through the surrounding rooms.

In Tweet Pee's vision he never saw beyond the curtains, because, let's face it, a star's business is their own business. Unfortunately, the TMI gods at OK! Magazine (via Blender) had to go and sully the pristine image of the only American Idol winner to do something with her life by reporting that lil "Miss Independent" doesn't only like to sing in the shower, but that she's also too lazy to make it to the commode at times and often lets #1 loose in the place where she lathers and rinses.

Tweet Pee is now conflicted over his admiration over the music star. On one hand, he'll always love her voice, but on the other hand he would never use her shower.

Oh, The Places I Go: Postmark Cafe

Saddled with the need for both business and pleasure, I wandered into a wonderful low-key coffee shop in Park Slope called the Postmark Cafe. The bathroom where I conducted said business not only housed a bouncing baby blue commode, but a similarly colored shower. This may have come in handy if shampooing was a normal post bladder emptying activity. Alas, it is not and so I did not utilize this extra feature. It might have been odd had I left the bathroom, and re-entered the main area of the coffee shop in a towel anyway.