Pee Politics: Pee The People!

As a red-blooded, yellow-urined American, Tweet Pee is well aware there are some Americans that are worth showering with golden bodily fluid and some that you wouldn't even give the time of day even if it were with an alarm-clock that squirted pee in your eye to wake you up rather than blasting your favorite Spanish-language radio station at 6 in the morning.

Looks like some members of the government are on the very same page. Rep. Pete Stark (D-California) made it more than apparent that one particular pissed off individual in particular was not worthy of being pissed on by his elected-ness.




After being berated by a crotchety old member of the government-provided health care opposition, who just so happened to end his diatribe by asking the Congressmen to not to pee on his leg and tell him it's raining, Stark alerted the old man that perhaps he best check his depends or look for cumulo-nimbus clouds, because the old man and his misinformed rhetoric didn't deserve the dignity usually reserved for esteemed urine receptacles. Or if you want the layman's version: He layed the smack down.


Now Tweet Pee doesn't usually condone not wanting to pee on elderly folk, but since Urine is a renewable source of water we do realize like Rep. Stark, that letting it go to waste on some poor old man who has absolutely no idea what he is talking about isn't really worthwhile, especially when it can be used as drinking water on the space station.

If Urine Israel, Urine For A Political Fight

Israeli Politics isn't one of the topics on which Tweet Pee enjoys pontificating, mostly because he does not have a breadth of knowledge on the subject. All he knows is that there was an election recently and that they still haven't figured out who will be their next Prime Minister.

As a late comer to the carnival that is the race to control the Knesset, the only real fact that Tweet Pee has learned is that one party alone in this campaign stood up for the people's right to not get urinated on by a man on a diving board. That party was Brit Olam, or the "For Our Children Party."



Brit Olam's campaign commercial urged voters not to "let them pee on us anymore" and Tweet Pee is assuming that this message rang out loud and clear, proving wildly successful unless the majority of the Israelis are indeed fetishists or their urine tastes like Formula Pee. We're not sure who Brit Olam's lead candidate was, but we're sure he'll enjoy a fruitful run as Israeli Prime Minister should he keep his penchant for delivering poolside golden showers in his pants.