Oh, The Places I Go: Sthree for Saturday

Tweet Pee is pretty sure that based on all of the places he has been up to this point, you'd more or less be able to triangulate his position in the New York City area. In attempts to throw you off the scent, Tweet Pee decided to diversify his target destinations this fine evening. Originally, he had the full intention of declaring that indeed "Ich ein ein stockbesoffen" but instead of ending up at a German beer bar on the lower east side, he ended up at three regular bars spread out both downtown and in Brooklyn.

Tweet Pee's first alcoholic outing occurred at the Spring Lounge at 48 Spring St and Mulberry. Tweet Pee was immediately alarmed as he closed the door on this water closet, as he realized that there was no lock on the door. One person walked in on him, but the angle was not good enough for a show to take place, so the incident was followed by calm.

Following the shared incident Tweet Pee made his way to the West Village for a little bit of dinner action. Along with a solid few seconds of stream, Tweet Pee enjoyed several slices of Za at John's Pizzeria to fill his fat belly.

The evening was no bust though as Tweet Pee kept the party rollin'. His final place of pee-tronage was back in his home borough of Brooklyn. Tweet Pee found stream satisfaction at Commonwealth in Park Slope...as he thought o himself, what a wonderful world.

Oh, The Places I Go: Chip Shop & Union Hall

Tweet Pee had quite an eventful night as he had the pick of litter of Brooklyn establishments to lay down his leaky law.

The first stop was the Chip Shop where Tweet Pee had the pleasure of partaking of a frosty brew and a deep fried Mars bar before letting loose as a photo of the Queen herself looked on.

With arteries newly clogged and bladder freshly drained, Tweet Pee pressed on to Union Hall where he enjoyed a drink with some wonderful company and eventually had to unleash some fluid on the classy bar's lavatory.

All in all it was an accomplished evening, the kind that people who document their own urinary processes dream about...or at least think about as they're enjoying their night out.

Oh, The Places I Go: Postmark Cafe

Saddled with the need for both business and pleasure, I wandered into a wonderful low-key coffee shop in Park Slope called the Postmark Cafe. The bathroom where I conducted said business not only housed a bouncing baby blue commode, but a similarly colored shower. This may have come in handy if shampooing was a normal post bladder emptying activity. Alas, it is not and so I did not utilize this extra feature. It might have been odd had I left the bathroom, and re-entered the main area of the coffee shop in a towel anyway.

Oh, The Places I Go: Bar On A

Last night I, Tweet Pee, enjoyed happy hour drinks at the creatively named Bar On A in the East Village of Manhattan. While I was certainly happy to imbibe drinks at this wonderful establishment, what made me even gladder was the chance to expel the resultant fluids in this relatively clean and cozy bathroom-type area.