March Poll: Songs in The Key of Pee

Tweet Pee has been slacking for a couple of days, but it's been a well deserved layoff as he's been bringing you loyal readers the latest in Urination for some time now and sometimes he just needs to hold it in. Now it's back to the task at hand. As promised, although a couple days late, here is the next poll question that will be living in the upper left hand corner of the site for the duration of the month. So without any further ado.

What is your favorite song about Urination?

"The Safety Dance"- Men Without Hats



"Yellow"- Coldplay

"Piss On The Wall"- The J. Geils Band


"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" - Frank Zappa



"Right Here Waiting"- Richard Marx

Tweet Pee's Tune For Tuesday: J. Geils Band "Piss On The Wall"

Tweet Pee listened to a lot of music growing up. Even though many a song blessed these ears with memorable lyrics and a catchy hook, there was but one in particular that influenced my love of implementing the golden flow on an area where it was not intended. That track was not Garbage's "Only Happy When It Rains" nor was it Coldplay's "Yellow". Those songs, while being absolutely lovely in their own right, came along too late in my musical education to be of any substantial impact in where I lay my stream to rest.
My parents had I believe ordered the J. Geils Band album, Freeze Frame from the Columbia House catalog sometime around 1981. While I absolutely adored songs one and three ("Freeze-Frame" and "Centerfold", respectively), it was the very last track that gave me my marching orders. On several occasions, with Peter Wolf's voice in my head commanding me, I unleashed my baby-snake and/or button and did his bidding as the words "Piss On The Wall," echoed through my synapses causing me to unleash a flood of urine onto the right hand wall of our family's ornate, flowery-wallpapered bathroom.

While I'd like to say I don't hear Mr. Wolf's voice ordering me around anymore, sometimes I have to go so bad with no bathroom in sight that the wall is the nearest refuge. So in honor of my undying affection for the J. Geils Band. Here's a bit of a blast from the Tweet Pee past: