Oh, The Places I Go: Postmark Cafe

Saddled with the need for both business and pleasure, I wandered into a wonderful low-key coffee shop in Park Slope called the Postmark Cafe. The bathroom where I conducted said business not only housed a bouncing baby blue commode, but a similarly colored shower. This may have come in handy if shampooing was a normal post bladder emptying activity. Alas, it is not and so I did not utilize this extra feature. It might have been odd had I left the bathroom, and re-entered the main area of the coffee shop in a towel anyway.

Oh, The Places I Go: Bar On A

Last night I, Tweet Pee, enjoyed happy hour drinks at the creatively named Bar On A in the East Village of Manhattan. While I was certainly happy to imbibe drinks at this wonderful establishment, what made me even gladder was the chance to expel the resultant fluids in this relatively clean and cozy bathroom-type area.

Favorite Things Friday: Asparagus

It's Friday, Tweet Pee's favorite day of the week. In accordance with this cause for celebration, today brings the inception of Favorite Things Friday. Every Friday from here on out, Tweet Pee will declare one of his favorite things. It's sort of like that annual Oprah episode without all of the audience freebies. So what kind of things will be included in these weekly installments? Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens? Sure those things are great, but neither of them make me think of pee. So what's on the menu this Friday? Sorry, I didn't mean to use the word menu in association with urination, but it just seemed to fit for today's pick...ASPARAGUS!

We sure love this veggie slathered and grilled in butter and seasoned to taste, but it's the sulphury smell of our output afterwards that really gets our juices a'flowin. Yes, thank god it's Friday and then thank him/her for Asparagus.

Oh, The Places I Go: Date Night Edition: Los Pollitos II

Tonight was Date Night for Tweet Pee and while I didn't get to put my P in someone's V, I did get to take a pee in this choice W.C. (that's for all my international pee-ps).

Pee News- File Under: Too Close For Comfort

Behold, a new urinal that holds your junk while you do your business. The royal we would rather it didn't.

Tweet Pee's Stream of Consciousness: Eric Clapton

My sentiments exactly.

Oh, The Places I Go: Santos Party House

Yesterday I let my flow go four times in two different places. Three of those incidents took place in my own toilet, but in the evening I had the pleasure of peeing at Santos Party House, the hot Manhattan club owned by Rock superstar Andrew W.K.. I was there to take in a rock show by the burgeoning Brooklynites in Mahogany. The show kicked ass and so did the urinals.

This is what the facilities looked like.

I'm Peeing!

Hey Everyone,
My name is Tweet Pee. I like to blog, but I also like to pee. It's a conflict of interest, I know. Anyway, I wanted to welcome you to my new blog. It's about all the peeing I'll be doing this year and thereafter. I'm not into any sort of perverted form of peeing, I just like to pee in a toilet bowl or a urinal. Maybe one day you'll read my blog and tell me about all of the times you pee. I don't want to hear about any of the poop though. That is gross. Anyway, check me out on twitter at Tweet Pee. I'll be talking all about my peeing there too.