Hey, guess what Barry Bonds?!?!?! Urine the news! Or more specifically, your pee is the news! With the seal being broken on Federal records gathered by investigators in their September 2003 raid on the BALCO compound, there is now further evidence that the super-priggish slugger was all juiced up for years spent socking balls over fences. Did we mention he also hit a lot of home runs while he was on the roids during that span of time? Zing!
Anyway, the not-so-shocking news comes from the non-revelation that a test of Bonds' urine sample stored in 2003 tested positive for a banned substance. In the words of Bob Seger from the Beverly Hills Cop 2 Soundtrack, "Takedown...Shakedown...You're busted."
Oh, and we missed the opportunity to call him a former Pittsburgh Pee-rate. So there's always that. A friendly reminder that Tweet Pee is always searching for the obvious lowest common denominator joke.
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